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The top ten chatup lines of all time
1. Hi! Can my friend pinch your ass? No? In that case can I have your phone number?
2. Hey, if I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
3. Hi there, I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
4. "hi, i'm looking for someone you know"
"She's *blonde*, she's gorgeous and she's standing right in front of me.... can you help me get better acquainted with her?"
5. If I were a girl, you'd convince me to be a lesbian.
6. Fancy a shag?
7. Get your coat, love. You've pulled!
8. Nice shoes, Wanna fuck?
9. *licking finger and touching their shirt*
Oh my.. lets get you out of those wet clothes
10. *Beckon with little finger*
(when she arrives)
Hey, if I can make you come with my little finger, just think what the rest of me can do!
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Extra, not so good chatup lines
TOO bad=*
*- is your dad a thief? cos someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
*-is heaven missing an angel, because I think I've found one.
-Is that a mirror in your pocket?? Cause i can see myself in your pants!
-Thats a really nice shirt.. it looks great on you.. but it would look even better on my floor!
-*looking at shirt label*
Sorry.. just checking to see if it says Made in Heaven
-About how drunk do you think I'd need to get you, for you to come home with me?
-"HI, my names <>... come with me and I'll help you practice yelling it."
*-Are those space pants? Cause yer ASS is outta this world!!
-Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.
-Are you tired? because you've been running around my mind all day!
-There's a gap in your life! Mind if I fill it?
*-"Hey baby, if you and i were squirels, could i bust a nut in your hole?"
-Hi, I'm doing a survey for...
What's your name?
What's your phone number?
Are you free next Saturday?
-If your left leg was easter and your right leg was christmas, Could I visit you between the holidays?
-It's a good thing I've got a porsche, Cause you've got some Dangerous curves!
-Did you know that the scientific term for you is Beautimus Maximus?
-Are you wearing lipstick, and do you mind if I taste it?
*-You have 236 bones in your body, Want one more?
-I lost my teddy bear, Can I sleep with you instead?
-Hi, what chatupline's likely to work best on you?
-Do you believe in love at first sight or shall I walk past again? |
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