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I, in my infinitely superior wisdom, have decided to grant you an insight into the truly great things of the world. Ignore the so-called official lists which nobody you know has ever entered into, despite the claims, and embrace my completely fascist dictatorship of a top 10. Chosen entirely by me! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

The top 10 Chatup lines
1. Hi! Can my friend pinch your ass? No? In that case can I have your phone number?

2. Hey, if I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

3. Hi there, I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?

4. "hi, i'm looking for someone you know"
"She's *blonde*, she's gorgeous and she's standing right in front of me.... can you help me get better acquainted with her?"

5. If I were a girl, you'd convince me to be a lesbian.

6. Fancy a shag?

7. Get your coat, love. You've pulled!

8. Nice shoes, Wanna fuck?

9. *licking finger and touching their shirt*
Oh my.. lets get you out of those wet clothes

10. *Beckon with little finger*
(when she arrives)
Hey, if I can make you come with my little finger, just think what the rest of me can do!

Special mention: See the chatupline directory on Graham's site

The top 10 songs
1. Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana

2. Alive - Pearl Jam

3. I Choose - The Offspring

4. No Cigar - Millencolin

5. Killing In The Name - Rage Against The Machine

6. Lit Up - Buckcherry

7. Gone Away - The Offspring

8 Under The Bridge - Red Hot Chili Peppers

9. Stickin In My Eye - NOFX

10. The Better Life - 3 Doors Down


Special mention: Tribute - Tenacious D (it's soooo funny)

The Top 10 Bands
1. Nirvana

2. The Offspring

3. Red Hot Chili Peppers

4. Millencolin

5. 3 Doors Down

6. Guns 'n' Roses

7. NOFX

8. Rage Against The Machine

9. Buckcherry

10. Pearl Jam

Special mention: Rift (we rock)

The Top 10 Mosh Tunes
1. Faith - Limp Bizkit

2. Killing In The Name - Rage Against The Machine

3. Chop Suey - System Of A Down

4. Blind - Korn

5. Monkey Wrench - Foo Fighters

6. Breakstuff - Limp Bizkit

7. Dead Cell - Papa Roach

8. Sway - Coal Chamber

9. My Generation - Limp Bizkit

10. Shove It (My Own Summer) - The Deftones

Special Mention: Damn, Limp Bizkit may be stupid, but they write good mosh tunes

The Top 10 cartoons
1. Jayce And The Wheeled Warriors

2. M.A.S.K.

3. Thundercats

4. Robotix

5. Centurions

6. Visionaries

7. Transformers

8. Dangermouse

9. The Simpsons

10. Pole Position

Special mention: Knightmare also rocked but it wasn't actually a cartoon

The top 10 guitarists
1) Jimi Hendrix

2) Slash

3) Brian May

4) Jimmy Page

5) Eric Clapton

6) John Frusciante

7) Jeff Beck

8) Dave Navarro

9) Noodles

10) Kurt Kobain

Special mention: Me. Just because I can.

The top 10 sci-fi/fantasy writers
1) RA Salvatore

2) Margaret Weis & Tracy Hickman

4) Anne McCaffrey

5) JRR Tolkein

6) Timothy Zahn

7) Frank Herbert

8) Terry Prachett

9) Raymond E Feist

10) Terry Brooks