Guide to site - It explains why the pages are here and stuff.

Rift - Every great band have their own site! Others have professionally designed sites which boasts song downloads, discographies and even games. We get one page on my personal website, but hey, we split up, fuck it.

RIG - It stands for Runecaster's Inept Guards. My posting as Runecaster on a certain messageboard enabled me to recruit a large number of other posters who would agree to do whatever I wanted. It's fantastic but rarely used these days.

The l33t 5p34K Translator - want to pretend to be a script kiddy? Want to confuse you friends? Look no further!

Greatest chatup lines - transferred from Graham's site so that I can update it more regularly.

Random top 10s - we all need a hobby, but instead I thought I'd put up some lists and stuff. If you've got complaints, list them in the questbook.

Final Fantasy Worship Page - A page dedicated to the greatest game series ever, no questions asked. It rocks! And if you don't know what it is, you deserve to die.

Lightsabers - Page dedicated to lightsabers. When I can update it properly and find some pics it'll be better. Now it's more of a marker.

Photos - A bunch of dumb photos or me and my friends doing inane, and often insane, things. Enjoy.

Affiliates - These are links to pages by or about me. I sometimes write stuff for other people so these are links to those strange sites.

Guestbook - How self explanatory can I make it? It's a guestbook. Sign it.